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Alana ♥ 19 ♥ Australia

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Material girl on a perpetual black coffee diet and an endless quest of perfection.

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I’m absolutely convinced

That I was a man in my past life. I’ve grown to bear very few feminine tendencies when it comes to my approach to the opposite sex. It’s extremely hard for a guy to keep my interest past the point of hooking up. All of that allure and mystery that drew me to them originally seems to vanish without a trace, often helped along by a stream of text messages from the guy saying ‘let’s hang out!’ ‘when are you free?’.

I’m seriously wondering when my penis is going to grow in.

Stupid me.

I need to learn how to not fall for someone before I’m 99% sure that they feel the same way. I just end up feeling hurt and confused.

Omg, just fuck off, dude!

Judgemental bitches.

SO sick of girls posting that “your boobs go INSIDE your shirt” crap on Facebook. I’m all for girls doing and wearing whatever the fuck makes them happy without worrying about being judged. If having your tits out makes you feel confident and beautiful, DO IT. Hell, if wearing no pants out of the house floats your boat, I’m all for it. Girls really need to start supporting each other and stop being such fucking bitches.
Rant over.

I may be a bitch, but..

When I see people piling junk into their mouths all day long, I just wonder whether their ignorant to the fact that they are slowly poisoning their bodies, or if they just don’t care.

I’ll just sit here on my little, organic pedestal, thanks ;)


When I started Nike Training Club, I really struggled with the Beginner workouts. A week ago, I felt like I was ready to move on to the Intermediate workouts, which left me struggling for breath. Now, I’m ready for the Advanced workouts. I can’t believe how strong and fit I’ve become in such a short period of time.

NTC, you are a miracle worker.

Current NTC minute count as of 27/06: 1190 mins


Done with your games. The worst thing about this situation is that it’s taken me this long to realize how much better I deserve. Live and learn.

Something I’ve realized.

There are very few people I know who I actually like and would choose to spend time with. The others are mostly rude, egotistical arseholes, who make spending time with them feel similar to stabbing toothpicks into one’s eyes.

…and funnily enough, the majority of these arseholes are men!


mah boo